Once upon a time when I was just a new penguin around 2010 one of the first things I saw ever was Bam117 and Wwebestfan busting down the doors of a chatroom where Tomb and Vendetta were hanging out. It looked like their main goal was to force them to “cum into their office”…
Continue readingGreetings Armies.
Today, I’m hoping to cover some responses to posts released lately by writers at CPAPP, responses to my own post on Monopolies and Absolute Power in armies and some thoughts for consideration regarding CPAPP itself.
Continue readingUp until now I have kept silent about a certain figure. I was brainstorming ideas for Volume 3 of this series and realized I was holding back due to my obligation to protect this figure, but I realized to truly get at the core of the problems, I would have to mention him. Sorry friend, just the way things are.
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In my last post in this series I explained the hypocrisy displayed by The Bureaucracy™ when it comes to doxing in the community. This post can be seen as sort of a sequel in some ways, but covering broader corruption displayed by those who were oh so happy evil Waterkid finally went down.
I have come to a realization that only 4 armies matter, and they will guide the rest of the community to wherever they want them to go. Their former 3ic-2ic that have started S/M armies will move along in whichever direction they want. For people shafted by the current CPAH oligarchy such as me, this is rather bad news. However, for Csy, Crazzy, Regan, and 32op this is all wonderful news.
Continue readingThis post will be in the utmost regard the reply to Lord Pain’s post titled “Evil In Plain Sight” in which the full post can be viewed here – It will also go over what may go down in history as the greatest act of infiltration ever before made public.
Continue readingBefore you read this article I would like to introduce you to the format of this series. I intend to point out the lunacy of the CPA bureaucrats at CPAH, and explain how they are in way over their heads. The bureaucrats are also extremely hypocritical, which is what I intend to point out here.
In modern day CPA most people view the main governing body of CPA to be the “Club Penguin Army Hub” with great moral distinction and reliability from within. But there are also many disgruntled armies and staff outside of CPAH who certainly won’t sing the praises of this organization who’s had more corruption allegations against it than the U.S Government. Today, I interview Templars leader and founder Xing and discuss CPAH, its past, and its future.
Chapter 1. Introduction
For as long as I can recall, ACP has been regarded as the first true nation-state army of CPA, with it’s founder Oagalthorp kicking in the door for the CPA we know today. But what if I told you there was another. Founded on a WordPress site months before ACP’s inception on the Miniclip forums. What if I told you that this army, founded by a still active CPA S/M legend was nearly lost to the sands of time and delegated to a lie on the S/M Legends page.
Mammoth – The Underground Mafias Army – An army that was once decent under Pink Mafias due to his fame in the “club penguin cheats” world, since has been degraded, disregarded, and disgraced now shows us the behind the scenes footage of the sewers of CPA. Viewer discretion is advised.
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