The Light Troops are quite possibly the most controversial army this community has ever seen. When brought up in discussion, they are either appraised with glory and respect or they are clouded with the stereotypical ‘bad guy/villain’ reputation and thought of as an overall negative influence. Based upon my experience of partaking in discussions among various army members, it seems like the majority of the community sides with the latter opinion. I would like to shed some light(buh, dum, tiss) upon the history of this legendary army because many of the documents from their website have either been deleted due to petty defaces, or the typical common internal struggles within the army. Due to a massive chunk of information about the Light Troops thrown into the deep void of the internet, this has led to a numerous amount of misconceptions and misjudgment about what the army has achieved and was truly capable of.

Greetings People of Armies,

From an anonymous source I’ve just gotten a hold of a very interesting picture which is about to add quite a bit of fuel to the fire for the Pain Wars 2. It seems that the ACP are highly overestimating their own abilities and especially those of RPF in this case. I have seen arrogance in this community but never like what this picture displays. They actually think that the first army to ever conquer ACP’s entire nation could just be walked over as if they are nothing. The reason for this is because of RPF’s new leaders and the fact that Crazy and Cosmo have left. Cosmo has really left although to my understanding Crazy is just on vacation and will return to the leadership at some point.

Greetings People of Armies,

Today I write to you to all to merely inform those whom this may concern of how imminent it is to me that you all lack in your technological advancements. Allow me to explain and elaborate on what I mean a bit further if you shall.

Greetings People of Armies,

When I return to RPF I am not looking to take on some sort of dictatorship role or in any way disturb the current systems they have in place. My return to RPF will be purely for a legends battle between RPF and ACP and between me and ACP’s active legends and leaders. I am putting my name and reputation against theirs. I will be joining RPF as a guest and I will use my last leadership in the history of armies as a chance to pass down my teachings to their current leaders. I am not going to explode through the doors of RPF and make any sort of changes to what is already the most powerful army in CP Warfare history. I will simply take my leadership position back for a short amount of time and we will launch the Pain Wars 2.

The Army of Club Penguin is the worst type of army that could ever be. The way the Army of Club Penguin operates is spineless and claustrophobic.

Armies you all hate probably have talked shit to you. They probably have disrespected your army. The ACP however will not. They’ll manipulate you. They’ll only work in their best interest and it’s extremely selfish. They are an army of no morals; no ethics. Spineless. A disease. To become a leader you must become more creature than human.

The current DCP leaders have always shown nothing but respect for ACP and have gone above and beyond. No one in armies ever works with the old leaders from years ago of an army. ACP’s declaration of war on DCP today was bullshit. They used it as an excuse to betray their brother allies. If the current leaders are some little kids who kiss your ass, what does it matter what the leaders of DCP from years ago think of you?

CSY, I recruited you off of Club Penguin. I brought you into armies. DCP was your home army. How dare you… sell out like the rest of ACP. You guys are nothing. You got the wrong people fired up here and it’s kinda nice to see all my old buddies who take over every time all come together. You call out people the likes of Bam117? How could you manage.

Whatever influence I still have over armies I will use to inform those that are unaware of how ACP is a disservice to every single army. The worst kind. Not an army that is publicly a menace to everyone, but more-so a snake in the grass. DEATH TO ACP.

Greetings People of Armies,

The original Pain Wars was the salvation of the Club Penguin Army Community it gave all of the remaining armies 2 years without ACP and therefore two years of progress. The evil Army of Club Penguin has dared to return and with them they have brought inequality in Club Penguin Warfare once again. This community can only enter an equilibrium without the existence of the Army of Club Penguin. They have chosen to continue to selfishly exist, they have chosen to once again try to take control of the media and the top ten. This can not be allowed. If we continue to allow ACP to be apart of this community our numbers will dwindle and ACP will once again take its place as the top army in this community.

Things were (relatively) stable before the original Club Penguin shut down in 2017. Do not get me wrong, Club Penguin Armies still had their ups and downs throughout the years, however, it’s nothing compared to what is going on in the last 3-4 years. CPA have been going through an endless cycle of moving to new CPPS, news websites, shutting down, re-opening, and repeat. I’ve personally quit CPA for quite some time now, but every time I reconnect with friends and check in on what’s happening in CPA, I’m always told that there’s some new scandal that forced a major change. So, the question is, what is causing this instability and how can it be fixed?

Hello, all!

I have warmly accepted Lord Pain’s kind invitation to write for this fine and forthcoming institution. Politics were always the higher-order contemplation I had not been writing as much in general until recently, so please bear with me. Alas, I will indeed begin by speaking to the community about a topic still near and dear to my heart, and relevant to the landscape of a great portion of OG Club Penguin Warfare’s history. Tables were turned, an ancient power ultimately saw its fortunes reverse, nearly irrevocably, and new legacies from anti-establishment insurgents were formed and cemented. As well, my own career in this social sphere arguably peaked around this particular turbulent era, as my energy and perceived clarity of thought had never been stronger. From the core of my online identity here outward, the tumultuous transformation of Club Penguin Warfare in 2012-2013 stands out to me as an example of creativity and justice ultimately prevailing, and a reminder that raw passion winning out, however long its development and cultivation may be.

Greetings CPAPP,

We will be assisting the Golden Troops with publicity and in any other area we can with their revival. As some of you may know although GT wasn’t my first army things happened there that led to me calling it my home army. The Golden Troops have produced many legendary figures and once took a prime ACP out of their number 1 spot and took it for themselves. The last time GT was number 1 was 2014 and I believe with the right leadership behind it GT can be a force to be reckoned with once more. Whoever leads GT will have me in the background for financial support which is already a key factor given the fact that armies are becoming more expensive. GT has a digg 3 site ranked first on google with a paid for domain and css and as long as I’m around they will keep those things. You will be tasked with building the foundation of GT and keeping it a consistent army in the large top ten. I am shooting for nothing less than a leadership capable of leading GT to number 1.